Ron and Joe’s House of Cheese

Ron and Joe are the kind of guys who used to sell fake plastic vomit and weird bobble-headed dolls online. They were fun guys. Cheesy guys. To showcase their store and demonstrate how much darn good fun, cheesy can be, I picked two irresistible characters. For Little Miss Mary, I gave her some backstory, plus a bit of gore. As for the Nietzsche Action Figure – the headline practically wrote itself.

(Unfortunately Ron and Joe are no longer in the cheesy biz of selling cheesy stuff.)